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One fed up girl shares one liners that made her laugh or smile.

Drink coffee, do stupid things faster and with more energy.

I want that paper that will fit into my folder and stay there without sticky tape.

Highlighting is just reading with colour.

On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin.

Wikipedia gives me the power to change history.

I know the voices aren't real but they sure have some good ideas.

People are like slinkies, basically useless but really fun to push down stairs.

Automatic door make me feel like a Jedi.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I went cave hunting the other day... you know... just incase.

I see you have learned to work The Google on the internet machine.

The truth is out there. Anybody know the URL?

I routinely check closets for Narnia.

The internets: a series of tubes.

I don't know what I'm doing but it's time consuming.

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